Who’ll go home with whom?

We had a week long, vivid discussion about the Australian beauties.  Who should we pick and who will we go after? (when we’re drunk and overconfident)

THE HOT TOP 5:

5.  NAOMI WATTS
Let’s be honest, she acted with an ape (that would be Peter Jackson) in a movie about an ape (that would be the big, 30 feet one).  That means she’s used of handling little boys.  AND she acted in that flick with the tape nobody could see or otherwise they’d die.  (Like watching the Paris Hilton tape over and over and over again and trying to look for some intelligent sentence from ms. Billionaire).  She’s the intelligent one, so we’re catching up on our reading.  Kafka, Heidegger and some lighter literature for diner conversations…  ‘Kritik der Reinen Vernunft’ from Kant.

4. DANNI MINOGUE
We think she said it all when she sang: “All I wanna do is touch you”.  Need we say more?  She’s the ‘take-me-hard-person’ and has a sister complex.  So as long as we say that she looks better than Kylie and we listen to a few of her songs, we’re nailed (and so will she).  What would she say if she started with ‘All I wanna do’, and we dropped our pants?  Wouldn’t that be fun?  Let’s just hope she doesn’t laugh… hmmm… we have still some thinking to do on this one…

3. NATALIE IMBRUGLIA
The little fairy from ‘Neighbours’, who grew up, got a huge hit (‘Torn’) and than vanished from this earth.  She resurfaced to act in Johnny English (a movie where Mr. Bean/Rowan Atkinson gets the girl, so we’re fairly sure we have a good chance)  We think she’s a softer person who likes some mystery in her men.  We’ve ordered our latex headthingies through a anonymous mailorder system.

2. NICOLE KIDMAN
She’s married…  So who gives a shit…?  Marriage is like a red light, most of the times you stop, but when you’re really drunk, you hit the gaz and go all the way.  To prepare, we’ve ordered two extra livers each, implanted them ourselves (remember all the stuff we read for Naomi?) and took a drinking binge crash course.  Our course books ‘How to get women drunk so they will sleep with you for Dummies’ are on their way.

1. RUSSELL CROWE
Owkay, we got the picture…  but didn’t he look good in ‘Gladiator’.  AND he kicks ass.  Smashed a phone against a reporter’s face and generally raises hell everywhere.  We would like to hang out with the guy, drink some beers, smash someone’s face.  Isn’t that love too?  Now who’s my bitch?

Raiders Down Under