Raiders Down Under – We’re Leaving Partymix

I believe it was William Shakespeare (aka Shakes) who said: “Dudes, it’s all about drinking beer, getting horny and good music”.  He also said something about teaching young boys some lessons in Greek love, but that’s a different issue. “mine be thy love and thy love’s use their treasure”, sure thing Shakes, we got you…  English horny bastard…  Maybe the United States should ban good ol’ Will from the literature lessons for this, as they are so open-minded about everything.

BUT, to the point…  this is your chance to listen to the first ever, biweekly (if we feel like it) Raiders Down Under Partymix. 
You can find the RAIDERS DOWN UNDER  -  WE’RE LEAVING PARTYMIX here. (right click, save target as… filesize: 17,5 MB)

–  Thanks to Dj Yago, visit his site.

It’s going to be hard to get over with…

So… we’re almost gone and we know we’re leaving a huge hole behind.  Hordes of fans are sending us condolences, even sending us al kinds of indecent proposals so we would stay. (But why would you involve that dog???)

To prepare you all for the bad period that lies ahead, here are some things you can expect when we leave Belgian soil:
- InBev will cut down deliveries with 50% to West-Flanders
- Women can walk outside again without fear
- The general intelligence level will drop significantly, even going negative
- Infertility will kick in (director Alfonso Cuaron copied us with his ‘Children of Men’, the bastard)
- Those annoying shits that point that red laser at the movies will be gone
- That drunk guy that pissed on your shoes at that party… he’ll be gone
- That drunk guy that let someone piss on his shoes at that party… he’ll be gone

So be sad… be really sad… ’cause we’re going…

We’re so proud of our government

Every Belgian has seen the ‘Michel Daerden is a bit under the weather’-videoclip after the elections of October 8th.  In fact he was sloshed and we’re all too happy that this piece of news even got to Australia.  This is what the Sydney Morning Herald wrote…

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Slurring Belgian minister wins internet stardom 

A Belgian politician who slurred and grinned his way through a television interview following an election victory achieved internet stardom after the clip scored over 430,000 hits on video website YouTube.  The clip was among the top 10 most viewed videos during its first week on the website.

Michel Daerden, the Socialist finance and budget minister for Belgium’s southern Walloon region, appeared to have been celebrating his victory in local elections on October 8 when he appeared on the television show. Daerden, stumbling over his words but wreathed in a permanent smile, prompted a presenter to comment at the end: “You can always count on Michel Daerden to celebrate properly.” The politician was asked later whether he had been drinking to toast his win and was quoted as saying by Vers L’Avenir newspaper: “No more than usual.”

Daerden’s spokeswoman declined to comment today.

*Sydney Morning Herald

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